The fine print
Privacy policy.
Plain language, like everything else here.
This page is a structural draft, not final legal language. It must be reviewed and approved by an attorney before launch. Placeholders below mark sections an attorney must complete or confirm.
Last updated: [ATTORNEY REVIEW REQUIRED: effective date]
What we collect
When you request a brand audit or contact us, we collect what you give us: your name, your email address, your company name if you share it, and anything you choose to tell us about your business. We don’t buy data about you and we don’t collect anything behind your back.
[ATTORNEY REVIEW REQUIRED: confirm the full inventory of data collected — form fields, server logs, hosting-level analytics — and disclose accordingly.]
How we use it
We use your information to run your audit, respond to you, and — if we work together — to do the work. We may follow up about your audit; you can tell us to stop at any time and we will.
What we never do
We don’t sell your information. We don’t rent it, trade it, or share it with third parties for their marketing. Your audit findings stay between us.
Cookies & analytics
[ATTORNEY REVIEW REQUIRED: confirm the actual analytics/cookie setup at launch and describe it here. Draft position: basic page-view analytics only, no advertising trackers.]
Where your data lives
[ATTORNEY REVIEW REQUIRED: identify processors (hosting, email, form delivery) and disclose as required.]
Your choices
Want your information corrected or deleted? Email fubarcreative@gmail.com and it’s done. No forms, no waiting period, no dark patterns.
[ATTORNEY REVIEW REQUIRED: state-specific privacy rights (e.g., California/Colorado/etc.) as applicable.]
Questions
Anything unclear? Get in touch — a real person answers.